Arriving at my uncle's hotel, I had barely enough time to neck a whisky and a couple of beers before I made my way down to meet the First Choice coach running a Bodrum transfer that I'd managed to secure a place on.
Bodrum airport is actually closer to the town of Milas and has only recently started accepting international flights. First Choice, it seems, has pretty much got the monopoly.
I often hear Turks complain about the quality of the tourists coming from England. Everyone remembers a time when Turkey was an 'exotic' location, somewhere off the beaten track. As I tried to kill the hours in the airport, I could see what the Turks were moaning about. For that night as I searched for a place to sit amongst the masses jetting back home to Doncaster, Manchester, Newcastle and Gatwick, I realised that the departure lounge had all the class of Jeremy Kyle's Green Room.
Nevertheless, 4 hours later I had touched down and was soon in the arms of mum. I'd missed her loads over the months and it was lovely to see her again.
After a brief kip, it was time to crack on with the main reason for my early arrival in the UK... renew my passport. I had already filled out the forms online and had them sent to mum in preparation for my arrival.
Apparently now you have to call to make an appointment. Gone are the days of turning up at the Passport Office and waiting. Unfortunately, there was a slight problem...
Due to a strike, the only appointment they had was in Newport, Wales which would mean leaving immediately. After some calls, it was apparent that I didn't need a 6 month expiration buffer on my passport and therefore didn't need to renew it to be accepted into the USA. Bargain.
But I will take a moment here to rant about Civilisation.
Q: Can I travel on my passport? A:
[1] Home Office: No
[2] Passport Office: Don't Know
[3] US Embassy: Probably
[4] Trailfinders: Yes
Note: 1-3 palmed me off to their websites. Why? I was on the phone to them at the time. Anyway, then I got straight onto the other pressing matters at hand. Firstly:
Oh fish and chips. I missed you so.
Next came prawn korma swiftly followed by a Chinese I couldn't even carry. I was recharged with missed tastes.
Over the next few days I caught up with friends, helped mama around the house and slowly got myself prepared for a trip I've dreamed of all my adult life...
5 comments:
Perhaps we'd better explain to the viewers Bill that 'helping mama around the house' involves a tool box and a power drill. Some may have flashes of you in a pink gingham pinny waving a feather duster(nothing wrong with that of course)....Just thought I'd clear that up. (from Bill's mum)
eh Bill - thought you said you were a veggie! you naughty liar you! you are a piscetarian (no offence intended) not a veggie. As the main requiement of being a veggie is that you do not eat any food which has, or ever had, a face. Since fish (and even those ugly prawns with their beady eyes) do have faces, then you are threfore disqualified from being a veggie. Back to taking the pisc for you, mate! lol
You're absolutely right. I do eat fish and therefore am not a true vegetarian.
I decided 6 years ago that I would only ever eat things I had the courage to kill myself and, last year, I decided that I could throttle a prawn. So I slowly introduced fish back into my diet.
I completely understand the ethical argument for vegetarianism and even veganism. I do question myself when I eat things like octopus. I'm not sure I could actually kill on... or a tuna. But I'm generally happy with my decision at the moment.
Good call though, you're absolutely right.
Fish and chips yes - but why have the turd?
JK
So, how's the travelling? Just got back from seeing friends in Turkey (and avoiding the lager boys). Loved Ephesus and Pammakule. There are loads of us in BT who follow your blog, so come on, lets have some ramblings please....donkys, grandmothers, shaves - we don't care, we just like your style.
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