Caption Competition #1

We're at a crossover time here in Kusadasi. The local council is getting ready for the new season, but the tourists have already started arriving. This means that our foreign guests are walking down muddy streets that are yet to be paved and beaches that are still being, well, created.

I was taking a stroll along the promenade at Kadinlar Plaji (Ladies' Beach - named in an age when communal bathing was seen as the work of the Devil) when caught this moment of utter madness.

I feel it deserves a caption so get your thinking caps on. The best suggestion wins fuck all. Good luck...