Safety Last

I saw this ingenious invention in a friend's car the other day. For drivers who don't want to be disturbed by some pesky alarm warning you of your precarious position when you're not wearing your seat belt. I give you the danger neutraliser...

Simply plug this device into your seat belt socket and cleverly fool your car into thinking you actually give a shit about not hurtling through your windscreen.

Cheaper solutions are also available:

• Repeatedly clicking the release button on the seat belt socket whenever the alarm sounds. Time consuming but effective.
• Locking the seat belt in place before entering the car. Then sitting on it. This technique is a favourite of taxi drivers.
• Wearing your seat belt.