Sunday, 23 August 2015
Things that I'd never heard of before moving to Turkey #1
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Ovarian Cysts. Why do all Turkish women have them? And why had I never met a woman with one in the 31 years I lived in England?
Tuesday, 9 June 2015
Doctor! Who? Me?
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Got a sodding cold. It's the weirdest June I can remember. Normally by mid-April the summer sets in and you can pack away your warm stuf...
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Saturday, 2 August 2014
Fezaurus #12
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Allah'ın sopası yok - God doesn't have a stick. A beautiful expression used when someone does you wrong and then goes an injures t...
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Thursday, 3 October 2013
Which Side Are You On?
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I was sitting in the barber's chair the other day and I thought to myself "I should probably blog this". It was one of those w...
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Sunday, 19 February 2012
Safety Last
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I saw this ingenious invention in a friend's car the other day. For drivers who don't want to be disturbed by some pesky alarm warni...
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Thursday, 9 February 2012
Fezaurus #11
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Karpuzun hamı. Topalın amı - A ripe watermelon. A lame girl's twat. Both extremely sweet apparently. The watermelon is fairly self-...
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Monday, 10 October 2011
My name is Death...
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Yes, it's that time of year again. I've got man-flu. And, as any woman will know, man-flu can seem to be almost life-threatening. Wh...
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